NFL Douchebag

It’s official. Peyton Manning has become the first player in NFL history to have more touchdowns than sexual encounters.

I think Raider fans know their team sucks, Darnell Dockett. You don’t have to rub it in.That’s my job.

I think Raider fans know their team sucks, Darnell Dockett. You don’t have to rub it in.

That’s my job.

The Cowboys have sole possession of the best record in the league.

But, yeah. They suck.

In a rare post-loss interview, Richard Sherman belittled the Rams punter for not throwing his direction.

Pretty much.

Pretty much.

I’ve made a Colt McCoy sighting.

Be honest Packers fans, you’ve fucked your cheesehead at least once today.

Isn’t the basic message of the Rob Lowe commercials that if you’re not a fucking weirdo, you’ll buy Direct TV?

Odd way to market.